I want to kiss every inch of your handsome face. I want to touch ever inch of your perfect body. I want to feel your heat against me. I need you. Now.

abigaillx:

the actual, physical ache you feel in your chest and in your bones when you’re so sad is fucking awful.

(Source: dekutree, via igotcthulhu)

davehugs:

pros to being a jellyfish

• ur cute n beautiful
• you never have to go to college
• ur parents dont judge u
• ur allowed 2 be sassy dont get near my tentacles silly boys ill kill you
• whats a gender
• u just look amazing and float around all day wooooo

cons to being a jellyfish

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(via memento-morix)

nintendofunclub:

remember when people used to argue over pirates or ninjas being better

do you remember 2006

(via jadefyre)

spookymormon:

spookymormon:

my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great

(via meghaaann)

genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

(via reminiscentdrive)

attentio-n:

wow seriously? 13 year olds having sex and getting drunk? when I was 13 I was injecting heroin and had committed my 4th murder, pussies

(via meghaaann)