on a scale of one to invade russia in the winter
how bad is your idea
invading finland in winter
the Finns used SKIS. just imagine being a Russian coming to battle and all of a sudden the Finns come out on nowhere ON SKIS
You could say the Russians were…
I swear to fucking god, if Rodney knocks on the bathroom door to ask what I’m doing one more god damn time I will murder him. IM TAKING A FUCKING SHIT YOU HOMOSEXUAL. JESUS CHRIST.
When I ask a heterosexual girl if they think another girl is cute, they tend to answer “yes” or “no:
When I ask a homosexual guy if a girl is cute, they tend to answer “yes” or “no”
When I ask a homosexual girl if they think a guy is cute, they tend to answer “yes” or “no”
So why is it when I ask a heterosexual guy if they think another guy is attractive, they answer is always “OMG HOW SHOULD I KNOW I’M NOT GAY NO HOMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”?
Is there a word for something that’s disgusting and delicious at the same time?
Photo taken during a lightning storm at 2am (It was pitch-black outside and lightning flashed, right as the picture was taken.)
A woman was left gobsmacked when she learned the gold ring she stumbled across in a field was 2,000 years old.
"When he told me it was an ancient gold ring, it felt like a gift from the underworld," Lundin told The Local. "It was my magnificent ring. I didn’t want to give it up."
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